W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. There was one I really liked!”

H – “How much?”

W – “Only $85,000…”

H – “Okay, but for that price, make sure it comes fully loaded.”

W – “Will do! Oh, and one more thing… I was talking to our real estate agent and the house we looked at last year is back on the market. Remember the one with the pool and home theater?”

H – sighs “Yes, I remember.”

W – “They’re only asking $950,000!”

H – “Well… go ahead and make an offer. We can always negotiate later.”

W – “Awww, honey, you’re the best! Love you! 😘”

H – “Love you too…”

(The man hangs up.)

Then he turns to the other men at the club and says:

“Does anyone know whose phone this is?”