W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. There was one I really liked!”
H – “How much?”
W – “Only $85,000…”
H – “Okay, but for that price, make sure it comes fully loaded.”
W – “Will do! Oh, and one more thing… I was talking to our real estate agent and the house we looked at last year is back on the market. Remember the one with the pool and home theater?”
H – sighs “Yes, I remember.”
W – “They’re only asking $950,000!”
H – “Well… go ahead and make an offer. We can always negotiate later.”
W – “Awww, honey, you’re the best! Love you! 😘”
H – “Love you too…”
(The man hangs up.)
Then he turns to the other men at the club and says:
“Does anyone know whose phone this is?”
